CaddieAttack
Match play, weaponized.
Draw at the tee box, prank your rivals before they swing, block Attacks with Caddies, and turn every hole into a grudge match.
The on-course golf card game
The core loop
The rules fit on one card
Four beats, every hole. Learn it in a minute — then spend the rest of the round scheming.
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Everyone draws
Every hole opens with a fresh draw — one card each, and whoever lost the last hole draws one extra.
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Prank the swing
Before a rival hits, play an Attack on them: one leg, eyes closed, huffing and puffing their ball across the green.
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Call your Caddie
Under attack? Play a Caddie and act out its bit — honk and waddle like the Obnoxious Goose and the Attack is canceled.
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Steal the hole
Survive the mischief and win the hole. Play every Attack you draw this hole — no saving them! Caddies are the exception: pocket one, but it costs you a card at the next tee.
The deck
23 cards. One per hole.
Bring one card for every hole you’re playing — start with the tips card’s ready-made 7- or 9-hole lineup, then remix the deck for harder rounds. Every card wears original pulp-comic art, poker-sized for the back pocket.
- Attack cards
- 14
- Caddie cards
- 9
- Players
- 2–4
- Par-3 courses to play
- 1,000s
Own two decks? Duplicates come into play — two Lucky Jesters means every Caddie block ends in a tee flip.
Who it’s for
Built for your whole crew
Short course, big swings, bigger laughs — the blindfold putt is made to be filmed.
Parents & junior golfers
Take the kids to the pitch-and-putt. The cards level the field — a six-year-old can make Dad putt one-handed and steal the hole.
A mom at the pitch-and-putt wanted to know if she could play it with her six-year-old.
Pitch-and-putt parent The group trip
Buddies’ trips, bachelor parties, scrambles, reunion rounds. Side action that turns a friendly nine into a glorious grudge match.
A group of new grads didn’t want the round to end — they kept drawing cards hole after hole, just to see what came next.
Graduation crew League nights & junior tours
Weekly matches need fresh chaos. Bring a deck as the season’s wild card — or as tournament party favors.
A junior-tour organizer wanted to hand them out as party favors at tournaments.
Junior-tour organizer
Field notes from real playtests.
Join the founding foursome
Be first on the course
CaddieAttack is in pre-production. Drop your email and you’ll be first to know when it launches — and first to play.
Local rules
Questions, answered
Local rule 1
What is CaddieAttack?
CaddieAttack is an on-course golf card game for 2–4 players. You play it during a real round — draw Attack cards and play them on your rivals before they swing to win the hole.
